Without Women

“I have promised to write on this!” I used my most pleading voice. “It’s still a depressing topic.” My boyfriend surrendered. To the clueless let me enlighten you. In my day dreaming I’d come upon the idea of how the world would be without men. I blogged about it & received some resentment from the obvious party. So now I’d to write about the world without women to balance my karma! But easy as it may sound to you this task turned out to be very tedious. Almost all the guys I sort of interviewed looked at me askance. Ultimately I caught up with one guy who couldn’t avoid me-my boyfriend! I’d to create this scenario-all women going on a trip to Venus courtesy NASA & they would be back in a year or two… Only then did he agree.

So with his inputs & my insight, I put forward to you a world without women…

©    No one would be a loser:

The worst nightmare of a guy? Being termed as a ‘loser’ by his buddies. And how do you classify a loser? Someone who hasn’t ever talked to a girl or worse, who is this brother figure to all girls. So with no girls around you can still be single and not be a loser.

©    TV will indeed be yours:

No more ‘Saas-Bahu’ soaps that show the same houses & the same characters that simply refuse to die. Now you can have the TV showing sports all day and you don’t even have to fight for the remote! A pity though, you might miss the cheer-gals.

©    No more guessing games:

‘Yes’ means ‘hell I want it!’ ‘Goodnight’ means ‘call me, am waiting’… Well even French isn’t as difficult to learn as the female-lingo! Now no more gestures & mysterious phrases that keep you guessing all night, wondering what she meant. You wanna talk dude? Use plain language not telepathy.

©    Be rich stay happy:

Spend on what you want for a change. Grab that t-shirt you think is cool without worrying if she will freak out. Now you don’t have to be a mute spectator as someone else blows your cash on a moody shopping spree. Eat and booze all you want. Recharge your own mobile and feel free to talk to your buddies, your phone being busy doesn’t deserve capital punishment.

©    Forget & forgive:

You can forget a birthday & still keep your peace of mind intact for the rest of the month. You can as well forget your own birthday & no one would mind. You stay happy & so does your wallet!

(P.S: I hope somewhat done justice to my male readers & once again I apologize if any sentiments have been err.. hurt by this post.. Hope you enjoy!) :)