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Cheater Cock!

It’s exam time!
Boards are killing kids & the elder ones are getting murdered by the mid-sems . Not a very suitable atmosphere on planet Earth.. to be specific .. in India. Well, am one of the lucky few who don’t have anything to bother them (at least for the time being). Sometimes am so glad Mom hasnt yet learnt to use the internet or she would have murdered me for assuming that.
So, what am I doing? Rubbing it in for those who are suffering? Nah my fellow brethren, am just hoping to recite some anecdotes that might help you stay alive. (Cos am too chicken to use the same fundas myself). Today I discuss the (in)glorius topic of cheating in exams.Cheating has always been a part of every student's life, be it the undone homework or during exams. It's an omnipresent sin,conspicous by the "hush-hush" surrounding it.
Let me for the benefit of my less fortunate yet daring friends relate some incidents of cheating that I've come across or heard from.
The most com…


Day in and day out,
Like a predator stalking it's prey
You wait for your chance
Until the crowd melts away...
Stealthily but surely ,
you creep behind my back
And just when I least expect it
You launch in to an attack.

Desperate to escape I run
Sometimes I win, most often I don't
Am left at your mercy then
There for you to haunt...

not by ghosts or visitors from hell,
Shadows of my own past
It's my history they tell.
forcing me to relive
Moments that bring back
Poignant seconds from the past.
You open my wounds again!

Sweet memories now they feel
Like poison tipped arrows
Strange how once they brought joy
and now how it harrows.

One by one I visit them all
With a sense of irreparable loss
things that never again shall be
A pathetic end to all 'poss.

And just as the tears start flowing
Nonchalantly you leave my side
with an unspoken promise to return
In some corner of my mind you hide.

For today is tomorrow's yesterday
No matter how hard I try
To drive &…

Love On Sale!!

Love's blind     you've heard it too For my myopic eyes     twas as good as true Puppy love? Dammit     says who?? I got the real stuff on sale     just for you!
Love's a sweet     euphonic crime Take my heart     if you need a fine Million-dollar question     in one line Lemme cut the crap     say will ya be mine?
Mail me a yes     in a day or two N' you can win     early bird prizes too If it's a no     you know what to do Forward the damn thing     to Candidate No.2 !!


If you would place your hand on
your heart & listen
for once, not just hear.
You'd make out the "yes,I'd love it"
in every "no,let it be dear"

If you see not through the
specs of the world but
through your mind's eye,
You'll know mine shine bright
with tears unshed for wishes
that had to die.

You say, you'll be with me
forever, but a shadow I have
A soulmate's what I had in mind
and not a funtime buddy!

You make tall claims of bringing
me the stars & the moon,
While I pine away on Earth longing
for a flower in full bloom

You love yourself & you love me too
And end up trying to turn me into you
Inspite of what you think,
its not the solution
Step into my shoes & let go
of this notion.

So that when you think
about me you think like me
and know the difference
between your's & mine
And turn our love into something divine!