Why a Perfect Human is Extinct: A Nonsensical Explanation

This story should begin with “Once upon a time” but then it’s about a time when there was no means of measuring time. And the Gods had just grown bored of roaming around Earth. They had thus decided to create mankind & have some fun watching them play from above. This is about a time when there existed only 2 kinds of people. One was called the Perfects & the other Imperfects.

Now these Perfects were people who never lied, they never desired for anything that belonged to other Perfects or Imperfects. They had the most beautiful bodies & faces that you could imagine. Their voices & their manner were likable  In short, they were Perfect. And the Imperfects, were not as you guessed, just the opposite. They were just people who were not Perfect. Some were pretty but had bad manners. Some were good hearted but couldn't help lying. Some were selfish, some ugly & so on.

And then again, the Perfects & the Imperfects co-existed happily. Each was happy with the land allotted to them & unlike how we always dramatize on TV, they never had any animosity against each other. But one fine day, a strange thing happened.

An Imperfect boy and a Perfect girl fell in love!

It was all Cupid’s fault. He had miscalculated the angle & the arrow had hit the Imperfect boy instead of the Perfect one standing behind him. But what had been done was done, so…

The Perfect girl’s family being Perfect, happily agreed to their daughter’s happiness. The Imperfect boy’s family, though a bit surprised, willingly accepted the Perfect girl as well. Soon the family grew & soon marriage between Perfects & Imperfects were a normal affair. But what the God failed to notice that, the off-springs these marriages produced happened to be Imperfect. You see, the Imperfects had flaws in every gene except one. So the future generation saw fewer & fewer Perfects & more of Imperfects in the world. And since this has continued since the beginning of time, it explains why there is no Perfect human being left in the world!