Don't Call Me Cute
The Situation:
Facial & body hair look good, only on models of
primitive men found in museums. However Indians always tend to differ. A man’s
moustache is regarded as a proof of his manliness, lack of facial hair is a
shameful attribute & all growing teenagers would agree. While the likes of
Anil Kapoor are a rare extremity, having a stubble or the slight hint of a
moustache is what men prefer & assume women like. Well not always!
The Problem:
Scene 1:
He draws in close with that warm look in his eyes that’d
melt any heart. It sure melted hers. A second later:
She: eww.. *spitting out*
He: what’s wrong??
She: nothing…lets continue. You kiss me while I munch on
your moustache.
Scene 2:
A lonely path in the park & he pulls her right up to
him.
She: oww…
He: now what?! I did trim it you know?
She: yes & now it feels like am kissing a porcupine!
There are other scenarios too where the moustache and the
beard pair to act as a mood killer, but I refrain from sharing them here, it’s
not an adult blog.
The Solution:
Why don’t guys shave? Simple, ‘coz they hate being called
cute. How many women can stop saying “awww you look so cute today!” when their
guy appears clean shaven, smelling of cologne? Girls, he is your boyfriend not
some teddy bear! The greatest insult a man feels is when he is called cute. It undermines
his ego, makes him feel like a stuffed toy all girls would love to play with
but not you-know…
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| Buy this if you need cute |
So unless it’s your bro or your platonic friend refrain from
using the term ‘cute’.
So how to get a
guy to shave?
1.
Abolish cute introduce sexy. Make him feel he still
looks desirable without that lump of hair sitting on his upper lip
2.
Just ask him directly. Honesty works best,
though timing plays a big role. Try it the next time India beats Pakistan.
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| Even I'm a JGS fan |
3.
For Asian drama fans (girls who know what BBF
stands for) never ever let him set his eyes on any of those actors. Yes we find
them sexy, but trust me, men DO NOT!
4.
Ban kissing. Keep humouring him with pecks on
the cheeks until he gets the point.
5.
If nothing else works….grow your moustache! Skip the parlour & let nature have her way on your face. The sight of overgrown
eyebrows and upper lip hair is enough to scare any guy! And hey, you both could spend quality time shaving together!!!
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| Guaranteed Heart attack or a shave |
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