Love On Sale!!

Love's blind

    you've heard it too

For my myopic eyes

    twas as good as true

Puppy love? Dammit

    says who??

I got the real stuff on sale

    just for you!

Love's a sweet

    euphonic crime

Take my heart

    if you need a fine

Million-dollar question

    in one line

Lemme cut the crap

    say will ya be mine?

Mail me a yes

    in a day or two

N' you can win

    early bird prizes too

If it's a no

    you know what to do

Forward the damn thing

    to Candidate No.2 !!